Internet relationships are not real 
Your heart people steal but identities conceal 
So here's a tale of warning for girls and boys 
Laptop computers can be dangerous toys What do you like? 

I like to go on dates and I like to stay up late 
I live in San Francisco and hang on the Haight 


See I'm really forty-seven, I have kids and a wife 
I weight 300 pounds and I really hate my life 



I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue 


It's not normal to have an Internet girlfriend. 
Online relationships are really just pretend 
Unplug your heart, upgrade your system. 
Get, get off the Internet 

Bob went on MySpace for hours a day. 
Talking to girls from Moscow to LA 
But people can surprise you from behind a screen 
Listen to this verse and you'll see what I mean 


I checked out your pics and I like your smile 

We can message each other again and again 

Join my groups and guess my age! 

You can't be in high school you're just too hot

I hope they inspire you and give you a smile 
Susie sent Bob pics that were borderline obscene 
The cops showed up at his door - she was only 16 



If you don't believe us here's a final story 
About a boy named Marcus and his online girlfriend Lori 
Behind the monitor, truth is hidden from your eyes 
Marcus didn't know but he was in for a surprise 


I don't know what you look like, and I want to see your face 



I'm a guy who pretends to be a girl through email 

Living life behind the screen is a total waste of time! 



Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)