Is she dope? Yep, ass in full effect, she walks into the room and all the guys come down with strep, thinking they can step, their hands get wet with sweat, but she been down with me since Fett's Vette. She's a hard drinker, lollipop licker, pistol packin' mama got me posed like the thinker, she's gold like the Aztecs or is it the Incas, she calls the shot and the shot be cunnilingus. She's heaven sent on the Xbox playing Halo, wish that she would clean my pipes like she was draino, wish she wasn't hotter than a plate of jalapenos, I feel like a kid that wants to eat like it's play-dough, you shouldn't, 'cause that shit be bad for your health, take one look at her and you'll be screaming for help, call up the police, say put me in a cell, I can't resist this dish, I'm under Emily's spell, if you couldn't already tell, I loved every iota, Yoda shoulda told me she was off to South Dakota, one more yacht bird flew the coop I guess old Gordy done screwed the pooch.



Only thing I love more

Than herb is the bird

But my luck's kinda fucked

It's a wonder that I flirt



But I do and I will

'Cause I'm still just a nerd

Ever been left behind

Let me hear ya say word



Only thing I love more

Than herb is the bird

But my luck's kinda fucked

It's a wonder that I flirt



But I do and I will

'Cause I'm still just a nerd

Ever been left behind

Let me hear ya say word



She's a go getter, dressed in sweater, we watched Blackhawk down together, her name's Heather, there's no better, didn't want her to go, but I had to let her, I started a yacht club, can't believe she showed up. Scholiosis chick, one fake tit, always bitin' her lip, always walkin' with a limp, always talkin' shit, always beggin' to kiss 'cause you can't resist the lips of an MC Chris. We only had a month to hump, it was rough, she was the first one that brought over a toothbrush, she missed home, horses in the barn, life was sucking so Kentucky was pulling her arm, just one bird that got away, keep up to date by checking her LJ, on my birthday, she bought me chucks, not only does it blow, it totally sucks.



Only thing I love more

Than herb is the bird

But my luck's kinda fucked

It's a wonder that I flirt



But I do and I will

'Cause I'm still just a nerd

Ever been left behind

Let me hear ya say word



Only thing I love more

Than herb is the bird

But my luck's kinda fucked

It's a wonder that I flirt



But I do and I will

'Cause I'm still just a nerd

Ever been left behind

Let me hear ya say word



Her name was LB

she was an actress

I filled up her

spaces like madlibs



way above average

she was just a sad kid

so I couldn't help

but give the girl my address



she lived in Texas

like to get messed up

like to tease the boys

so she always got dressed up



like to get in fights

with the truckers at the rest stops

she was top notch

and her bod was the best part



fan of mine, summer time

dropping me a line

sounded kinda cute

couldn't help but reply



chilling in her pool

squinting at the sky

cell phone rings

MC Chris says hi



soon we're talking everyday

flirtin' up a storm

plans to road trip

I say word is born



and my mind's set on porn

and I think I'm gonna score

I get down on all fours

start scrubing all the floors



then I get all nervous

that an accident is imminent

never have a chance to relax

and get intimate



arrives at my drive

I sigh, get all shy

so we all get all high

walk down to little five



do a shot, buy some pot

take a seat on the street

she's cute and she's nice

and she's hot and she's sweet



and she makes the first move

'cause I'm set on defeat

then I tongue lap her flaps

'til she snaps and she screams



and she just leaves

and I'm kinda relieved

no OD's, VD's

hearts on my sleeve



not a stalker just a talker

ass tight as weave

once a newbie now a groupie

double clickin' on me



Only thing I love more

Than herb is the bird

But my luck's kinda fucked

It's a wonder that I flirt



But I do and I will

'Cause I'm still just a nerd

Ever been left behind

Let me hear ya say word



Only thing I love more

Than herb is the bird

But my luck's kinda fucked

It's a wonder that I flirt



But I do and I will

'Cause I'm still just a nerd

Ever been left behind

Let me hear ya say word