You're cute as a care bear

I don't even care where

You tell me to be

You know I'm gonna be there



Know I'm gonna repair

Your broken heart, I swear

Cross my own on a dare

Al Capone love affair



Got style extraordinaire

Prepare for the rare MC

Devil may care

With the bev hi hair



I will be fair

No more sad solitaire

I'll go to work like Dirk

And save you from your Dragon's Lair

You can't compare



Well, ain't life a bitch

A daily kick in the dick

If I had a dime for everytime

You know that I'd be rich



What makes it worth while

Is your beautiful smile

I can't conceive the life I'd lead

If you would leave then I would die



MC Chris will appear from the rear

With headphones on his ears

And a head full of tears

Because his girly is not near



And he fears she be on

A pimp's stick shifting gears

Another bitch ass trick

That's a ho after some beers



Should I say amaretto sour

If I see ya drinkin' PBR

You're mine within the hour

You can be my woman Wanda



I will be your Doogie Howser

We'll play doctor

Take a shower

I'll go outside, pick you a flower



Write you a haiku

Say that I love you

I can't afford a box of chocolates

So yo, here's a yoo-hoo



The voo-doo that you do

Is something I'm not used to

But I won't decline 'cause in time

I'll be true blue



Well, ain't life a bitch

A daily kick in the dick

If I had a dime for everytime

You know that I'd be rich