i got rock and roll shoes	i got T.V. blues
and i don't have any friends here among the cats heare among the cats
i got the cure for the flues and i really don't mind the screws

i keep tellin' everybody / i keep tellin' everyone everyone
should 'ave been a doctor

can't get any soap stone	carve away the war
won't join the army band	sell in a general store
cops won't catch me		walking in the grass
or breaking the bank on sunday to fake some extra cash
or to keep a sleep upon the wall like a lion stalks in stone
or to have the visions of a bad or nine plus lives just like a cat
don't i have any friends here among the cats here among the cats?

i got the cure for the flues and i really don't mind the screws
and i keep tellin' all the fools i should 'ave been a Lectric Cat

i keep tellin' everybody / i keep tellin' everyone everyone
i shoulda been a doctor

ain't there any visions i can contract
to have night eyes or fly like the crow flies
oh but don't i have any friends here among the cats here among the cats?

now ain't there any systems to curb the hiccups and the scratch