- hey listeners, this is me, ben weasel. i've got your 
back buddy. we have so much ground to cover and so little 
time. 
- we're gonna play you the max levine ensemble...
- the worst band in the world!
- yes! 
- i've heard the max levine ensemble...
- and if you walk away from the songs we play for you 
thinking "it's not good rock and roll, it's great rock 
and roll," then i think you should have your head checked 
frankly. 
- i think you should have your ears checked. 
- your ears should be ripped off and a screwdriver poked 
through to see if there's brain matter in there, because 
quite frankly, i have this round face, with a potato 
nose, and i'm 41 years old now, can't grow a mustache.
- you're in a lot better shape than boggsy.
- i know you think that. you're wrong and i'm sorry for 
you. you can do anything, cuz you're really good looking, 
ok.
- you and i like a lot of great young bands, the 
leftovers, the guts. i've never heard anything by the max 
levine ensemble that i thought was worth listening to 
again.
- you had been listening to the greatest hits of u2. 
explain yourself and we can go from there.
- well i didn't shower today, so i smell.