Pardon me miss

But I've never done this

With a real live girl

What could be harmful



In holding an armful

Of a real live girl

Pardon me if you're affectionate squeeze

Fogs up my goggles and



Buckles my knees

I'm simply drown in the sight, and the sounds,

And the scent and the feel

Of a real live girl



Nothing can beat getting swept off your feet

By a real live girl

Dreams of you but don't compare with a hunk

Of a real live girl



Girl's were to girlish

Was once my belief

What a reversal and what a relief

I'll take the flowering hat



And the towering hill

And the squeal of a real live girl

I've seen photographs and faximilies

That have set my heart off in a whirl



But I over look everyone in the book

For a real live girl

Take your vernecion or romanaprrection

Ideal live girl



Go be a hold out for Helen of Troy

I am a healthy American Boy

And I rather gape at the dear little shape of the stir

And the kill of a real live girl

Full time, occasional all operational girl