Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water so they say
There subsequent fall was inevitable
They never stood a chance they were written that way
Innocent victims of there story.

Like Romeo and Juliet
Twas written in the stars before they even met
That love and fate and a touch of stupidity would rob them of there hope of living happily
The endings are often a little bit gory
I wonder why the didn't just change there story
We're told we have to do what we're told but surely
Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty.

Just because you find that life not fair it doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it if you always take it on the chin and wear it
Nothing will change.

Even if your little you can do a lot you mustn't lelt a little thing like little stop you if you sit around and let them top you you might as well be saying you think that its ok and that not right !
And if its not right
You have to put it right

Platinum blond hair dye keep out of reach of children hmmm
Oil of violet hair tonic for men, yep!
In a slip of a bolt theirs a tiny revolt
The seed of a war in a creek of a floor board
A storm can begin with a flap of a wing the tiniest might packs the mightiest sting
Everyday starts with a tick of a clock
All escapes starts with a click of a lock
If your stuck in your story and want to get out
You don't have to cry
You don't have to shout !

Cause if your little you can do a lot
You mustn't let a little thing like little stop you
If you sit around and let them top you
Won't change a thing

Just because you find that life's not fair
It doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it
It you always take it on the chin and wear it
You might as well be saying you think that's its ok
And that's not right !
And if its not right
You have to put it right

But nobody else is gonna put it right for me
Nobody but me is gonna change my story
Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty