Verse 1:
I've got something in my lunchbox
I don't really know what it was
I don't really know where it came from
But it certainly is covered with fuzz!
Maybe it could've been chocolate
Maybe a caramel or two
I've got something in my lunchbox
And I'd gladly share it with you

Verse 2:
I've got something in my lunchbox
I don't really know what it is
I'm willing to take some suggestions
You might say it is just like a quiz
What is something green and disgusting?
What is something moldy and red?
But I think there's one in my lunchbox
And I'm not quite sure that it's dead!

Chorus:
What is it?
I've been trying to figure this out since noon?
What is it?
I can't quite get it out
Do you have a spoon?

(trumpet plays)

(Repeat Chorus 1x)

Verse 3:
I've got something in my lunchbox
I'm not really sure where it's from
It's rather hard like a candy
In the middle, it's squishy like gum
Maybe it could've been a chocolate
Maybe an ice cream cone
Well I've got something in my lunchbox
And I can't believe I brought this thing home!

I can't believe I brought this thing home.