Hello, Daily News
Give me clsssified ads
Run an ad in your paper
Read it somethin' like this

For sale, diamond ring
Odds and ends, household things
Just give me a call
Say, I'm sellin' all
At a sacrifice

The wedding was called off
Said, she loved my best friend
And his things just remind
Me of the fool I've been

Hello, Daily news
What's the price of this ad
There's just one more thing
Add one wedding ring
At a sacrifice
Sacrifice