It's not 'cause I wouldn't
It's not 'cause I shouldn't
And, you know though well, it's not 'cause I couldn't
It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town

My poor heart is aching
To bring home the bacon
And if I'm alone and forsaken
It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town

Though I'm more than willing to learn
How these gals get money to burn
Every proposition I turn down
Way down

It's not 'cause I shouldn't,
It's not 'case I wouldn't
And, you know, it's not 'cause I couldn't
It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town

Nothing ever worries me
Nothing ever hurries me
I take pleasure, leisurely
Even when i kiss

But when I kiss they want some more
And wanting more becomes a bore
It isn't worth the fighting for
So I tell them this:

It's not 'cause I shouldn't,
It's not 'case I wouldn't
And, you know, it's not 'cause I couldn't
It's simply because I'm the laziest 
The laziest gal in town