Billy's in love with a squeegee girl
But he's afraid to talk to her
Billy's in love with a squeegee girl
But he's afraid to talk to her

At a stoplight on Bloor the other week
She wiped his windows and left a couple of streaks
With eyes of green and hair of blue he was in awe
She was the craziest girl he ever saw

But she's never had all the things that he's had
He couldn't take her home to mom and dad

And oh what would his friends say
With his squeegee girl looking that way
When she passed by my stars they'd talk
Cuz she's been sleeping on the sidewalk

And there's no telling how she would act
Or what she'd take behind his back

Billy's in love with a squeegee girl
But he just flips his quarter and passes
Billy's in love with a squeegee girl
But Billy's just a stupid classist