When I stole a twig from our little nest
And gave it to a bird with nothing in her beak
I had my balls and my brains put into a vice
And twisted around for a whole fucking week
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you let that trash
Get a hold of your cock, get stoned on my hash?

Why'd ya do it she said, why'd you let her suck your cock?
Oh, do me a favour, don't put me in the dark

Why'd ya do it, she said, they're mine all your jewels
You just tied me to the mast of the ship of fools

Why'd ya do it, she said, when you know it makes me sore
'Cause she had cobwebs up her fanny and I believe in giving to the poor

Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you spit on my snatch?
Are we out of love now, is this just a bad patch?

Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did?
You drove my ego to a really bad skid

Why'd you do it, she said, ain't nothing to laugh
You just tore all our kisses right in half

Why'd ya do it, she screamed, after all we've said
Every time I see your dick, I see her cunt in my bed

Why'd ya do what you did, why'd ya do what you did?
Why'd ya do what you did? 
Betray my little oyster for such a low bitch

The whole room was swirling
Her lips were still curling

Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did?
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did?
Why'd ya do it, she said, 
Why'd you do what you did, why'd you do what you did?
Why'd you do what you did, why'd you do what you did?

Oh, big grey mother, I love you forever
With your barbed wire pussy and your good and bad weather
(Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did?)
(Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did?)
(Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did?) ...

Ah, I feel better now