You dont' feel like dancing
No disco, no reggae, no dub
Won't make you feel like dancing
Welcome to the club.
 
You don't feel like drinking
With the whole gang at the pub
No matter what they're thinking
Welcome to the club
 
You don't feel like flirting
He's lovely but there's a rub
You know that love means hurting
Welcome to the club
 
You don't feel like smiling
You could fill the whole bath up
With all the tears you're crying
Welcome to the club