You've been this way since school 

Dysfunctional, translucent 

Royalty on your wall 

So desperately mundane 



They're inbred baby just like you 

But you'd love the chance to eat their food 

Even though it has been chewed 



Royal correspondent 

Sad and lonely 

Royal correspondent 

Kills her daily 



Dream of the Daily Mail 

It is the Holy Grail 

And then the BBC 

Your life would be complete 



Build a fountain, wash away the poor 

Just as long as your motives are pure 

Hold on tight or you just might lose her 



Royal correspondent 

Wears their Sunday best 

Royal correspondent 

Smarter than the rest 



Royal correspondent 

Smarter than the rest 

Royal correspondent 

Smarter than the rest 



Royal correspondent 

Smarter than the rest 

Royal correspondent 

Smarter than the rest 



Smarter than the rest