(feat. Louis Logic) 



It's Louis Logic and Magic 

Molesting fat chick with contraptions and gadgets 

Smacking those asses 

We tapping and passing 

Sit back while your girl grabbing my package like a UPS savage 

I'm going postal 

Stamp my logo on the cabbage 

I need a bad bitch down with my urine fetish 

You never forget this 

Girl I'll have you doing back flips 

And landing on my dick 

Now women try to run game 

I'm to fresh kid 

You'll get molested 

Not Luke but I'm rude getting banned from stores 

Even fishing with my grandpa luring in whores 

And I keeps a young lady with an ass so fat 

That her pants could burst off 

At any second black 

So stand back and see how real pimps handle that 

I fuck a little ass with a big sandal strap 



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Chicks don't seem to mind when they're doing Magic 

A little loving from us once a day will keep the stress away 

And it's one of those things the little moms got to tell her girls 

But she don't say a word to daddy 

That she don't have to live without it 



Yo, nine out of ten vaginas prefer Magic 

It's automatic 

Got a fat ass and I'ma smack it 

Pack it on up girl I'm eating that tonight 

Sex with a minor? 

You god damn right 

And a miner hat on with that little flash light 

Exploring you slut your little girls whoring it up 

I'll flip her from behind and put my finger in her uhhhhh 

When I was you I was a real smut peddler 

Used to ride my bike in my local porn shop 

Watch flicks like Ram-Bone and Robo-Cock 

So when I shoot my first video 

I plan to make it hot 

With your wife in it 

And 29 crotch shots 

All you do is cock block 

Cock please stop 

You know I'm from Florida so I make the coochie pop 

And since I got my own theme I drove a speed boat 

With shirt off through your girls wet dream 



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I'm most obnoxious when I'm out of closing boxers 

I make chicks feel Italian when they holding sausage 

I'm only over cautious when it comes to making sure 

I never spend a day or more without a naked whore 

Waging war in the sack I pull the rocket out 

Hold them hostage when the cock spits 

And it's full it knocks 'em down 

They shooting I made you look 

Watch this I'm like a naked crook 

I steal a box quick escape the hook 

The Cat burgular 

And stabbed the pussy so many times it's mass murder 

That's worth a peta in a lady's socket 

Cause I love hug the beaver like I'm Davy Crockett 

Ladies lock lips on my tasty hot dick 

Then I douche them on the mountains if the babies got tits 

I met a Spanish chick in a crazy blond wig 

Told her 'damelo mami' 

She gave me jock itch 



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