Now I've never been one to knock the next man for getting his
 You know what I'm saying? (Right  right)
 And I do realize that now hip hop is a form of showbiz. (Uh huh)
 But this has always been something with which you have to be true
 So in the year on 1992...(this is how we do!)

 [Large Professor]
 At the age of 19  heard the scene
 A lot of M.C.'s that do not come clean
 Fronting on dealing hard times in rhymes
 You see him in the streets and you see no signs
 Of the hell, and they get on stage and tell
 Some cornball war story, ring the bell (word)
 You're fakin the funk
 Talking that extra hard junk, you're probably a punk
 And Imma let you know, that this way
 You just don't cut with the artificial flow

 [K-Cut]
 Knee digs out a great backs a next
 When fakes try to front, they get smoked like blunts
 My rhymes penetrate like skunk
 Ayo word up, I think you're fakin the funk

 [Large Professor]
 You're fakin the funk! (You're fakin the funk)

 Chorus:
 Yo! You're fakin the funk! (You're fakin the funk) (Repeat 6x)

 [Large Professor]
 You do a song about a current event
 Get on television and seem hesitant to represent
 And that's what we call fraud
 You can't kick the streets with a look I sold out a board (word)
 And everywhere has streets
 That's not trying to hear the same wack rhymes over the same stink beats
 Cause times are real, and I can't feel
 Putting...down on the reel to reel

 [K-Cut]
 Now Imma let you know
 With those weak style of raps, it's time to go
 I eject rejects that step
 I'm a vet ready to snap your neck
 I shine and rhyme at the same time
 The mastermind of the sport called the rhyme
 Now it's my time to dump chumps that front
 (Ayo Professor what's up?)

 [Large Professor]
 You're fakin the funk

 Chorus (1/2)

 [Large Professor]
 The era of the wack M.C.
 Is getting shut down when the Main Source stomps through your town
 Cause we don't play the role of a clown
 And keep things jumping with the real rap sound

 So to all the people stealing beats (You're fakin the funk)
 To the crossover rapper with the pleats (You're fakin the funk)
 To all the chumps that's claiming the streets (You're fakin the funk)
 Fronting incredible feats (You're fakin the funk)
 To the girl acting like a prostitute (You're fakin the funk)
 Wearing that hooker type suit (You're fakin the funk)
 To the rapper with the big space suit (You're fakin the funk)
 To the artist that doesn't pay dues (You're fakin the funk)

 [K-Cut]
 Caue, exotic and then you're torn with the hyper tone
 I can't be blown because my rhymes are hard like stone
 So prepare for the scare, because I'm you're worst nightmare, punk
 Cause you're fakin the...

 Chorus