My boyfriend went to war,

And now he's DEAD!

I can't find it in my heart to move on,

Cuz now he's GONE!



Now I feel like poo,

Cuz my heart is mushy too!

And the strength within,

The toilet!



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Smack my buttocks one more time,

I see the death,

In his eyes!

And the life in my bum, I'm sad now!

Cuz my boyfriend's gone, gone to war!

And I'm sad, what will I do now?

Without him by my side..

i will die!!



Your mom tells me to say hi,

When i DIE!

Even though she's 99!

What a crime!

I feel like I just lost a dime!

One more time...



Now I feel like goo,

And my poo is mushy too,

And the strength within,

The outhouse!



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