Guess whos back 

back again

Frasier's back, tell a friend



Frasiers back (x8)



Wow wow wow



To beat that dead horse 

and no one can force me 

to watch Frasier no more

or that Bufffy or Dawsons Creek

You're losing blood Buffy 

your going bald Jim Van Der Beek 

And believe me its true that

I can't get no stiffy with these 

chicks on Friends, they're all pushing 50

And I wanna pull a rock on 

the dock at the hospital

when I don't know any shlocks 

who are operating,

except Noah Wyle and he's nauseating

Hey, it's not too early to be 

already hating the King Of Queens 

and his fat ass is only doscilating



(chorus)

This seems like a joke to me 

that this soap craps still on the screen

can't we get something better to see 

instead of this **** thats on TV



Hey Drew Carey, I think its scarry

that you still got a show that

bled nine thousand years ago,

but Drew he's just floatin your back

and the fact that ABC is still kissin your ass,

and what a huge disaster and catastrophe

for use to see Becker's face on any TV

Just shoot me, Never should have got laid

6 years ago, the only good one is David Spade

Touched by an Angel, You're old and you're smelly,

go fly away and take Valerie Burtanelli. 

Sean, you need a shot in the arm

you're draggin, put on a bra

you're boobs are saggin.

Ed should be dead, but can't see your tube

Judging Amy, The Practice, The View, 7th Heaven

you should go straight to hell,

so take a long jag and Big Brother as Well

Jim Belushi, plus a teenage witch

and **** that crosing Jordan *****! 



(chorus)



Na na na na na na na na na na na 

na na na na na na na na na na na 



This seems like a joke to me 

that this soap craps still on the screen

There's just one thing I wanna see 

and thats this show called Mad TV.