This song, makes me cry ,

makes me crave, a mans backside,

everytime I hear this dumb song play,

I feel like I'm gay,

I watch, the tele's ,while ralph, shaves my belly,

people wondering, if i'm still stray,

am I going gay,

(get gay why?)

this song makes my butt ache,

(need a guy,)

homo lovin could be a mistake,

(get gay why,)

mens backside are a dirty place,

could I go the gay way,

jackie, bend over,

and bark loud, like rover,

what gay see, would be my slave

if I went the gay,

(get gay why?)

I'm singing like a sissy,

(get gay why?)

ralph, come and see my butt cheeks,

(get gay why?)

I'm thinking about the balley,

could I go the gay way,

will there will be pain,

man i can't explain,

whats coming over me,

I start to resist, please

don't use your fist,

or I might need some surgery,

I watch, the tele's ,while ralph, shaves my belly,(homo homo homo homo)

(with every passing day)

(get gay why,)

would I like to see a shmanger,

no smell is more distanger

I wonder what my wife would say,

if I went the gay way,