[Chorus: Ludacris]

So I'm just sitting in this rehab class

Trying to get myself unhooked on ass

So then my teacher asked me a question

Like Ludacris are you over there sexting

Ha ha OMG lol KIT Smiley faces X and O's LMFAO

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

My girl went through my cell phone

I said my girl went through my cell phone

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[Verse 1: Ludacris]

So I'm getting treated for my sex addiction

In a private clinic and I need you to be sensitive about my condition

Cause I'm in it to win it and I really don't want to further disappoint my fans

And my teachers a cougar so I wish she'd lend a helping hand

Damn, calm down, BBC TXT or MSG

After class come with me and can I get a little bit of TLC

She replied what the f-ck

FYI you're gonna flunk

SMH it's such a shame

You ain't learned a damn thing



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[Verse 2: Ludacris]

So I'm sitting in the crib just chillin and I'm minding my business

Got a text with a tongue out from a number I didn't recognize

I replied who is this

Quick back got a hit back

Said this is Stacy and I've been missing you

Had to change my number so I went and got a new phone and new tattoo

A what, a new tattoo wow,

Arrr yeaah, hurry click

Can you send a nasty pic

So I can see right where it is

and I promise I won't show my friends (yeah right)

She replied, well ok BTW by the way

SMH it's such a shame that you ain't learned a damn thing



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[Verse 3: Ludacris]

So I pull up to the club stunting in a Yellow Lamborghini

Half bent, black tint, fine pussy make it a little hard to see me

Stepped out, fresh out headed straight for the door and to the VIP

Next thing I got a text from a freaky Latina saying is that you I see

Is that you papi

So I bbm'ed abbreviate yep and before the night gets too late

Let me hit you with a little Q&A

Can I tap that ass tta

She replied it all depends

It's me plus one can I bring my friends

And all I can think was that it's such a shame

That I ain't learned a damn thing



[Chorus]