I woke up this morning
At Nine Twenty-Three
I grabbed my remote
And switched on ITV

There's only one man 
Im waiting for
The only man for me
His name is,
Jeremy. 

Jeremy, Jeremy 
Jeremy, Jeremy 
Jeremy Kyle.

Can you help me Im with 
The paternity of my first born child

Cause my mother, i detest her!
I need a lie detector!

Oh Jeremy, Jeremy
Jeremy, Jeremy
Jeremy Kyle.

My boyfriend attacked me with a stick of rock
He left me there 
Yeah he left me on on the ground
And then robbed me of Twenty-One pound

Basically, at the end of the day
What you gonna do about it?
Jeremy

Jeremy, Jeremy
Jeremy, Jeremy
Jeremy Kyle.

Can you help me Im with 
The paternity of my first born child

Cause my mother, i detest her!
I need a lie detector!

Jeremy, Jeremy
Jeremy, Jeremy
Jeremy Kyle!