I woke up this morning at 9:23
I grabbed my remote and switched on ITV
There's only one man I'm waiting for, the only man for me
His name is Jeremy

Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy Kyle
Can you help me out with the paternity of my first born child?
Because my Mother, I detest her, I need a lie detector
Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy Kyle

Basically, I'm in a chip shop
My boyfriend attacked me with a stick of rock
He left me there, yeah he left me on the ground
And then he robbed me of £21
Basically, at the end of the day
What you gonna do about it, Jeremy?

Oh, Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy Kyle
Can you help me out with the paternity of my first born child?
Because my Mother, I detest her, I need a lie detector
Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy Kyle