Do something wrong, just for a change

Do something strong and watch your world rearrange

Do something sly, do something wry

And when the karma zaps you down from the sky



Then celebrate your fate, then celebrate your fate



Do something right, for once in your life

Do something whiter than whiter than white

Do something grand, something unplanned

And when the angels take you out by the hand



Then celebrate your fate, then celebrate your fate



I tell a lie, I tell a lie 

I wonder why I never made it real

I wonder why, I wonder why

You never cry when I tell you how I feel

So tell me what's the deal?



Then celebrate your fate, then celebrate your fate

Then celebrate your pitiful state, then celebrate your 

fate