There was Adam, happy as a man could be
Till Eve got him messin' with that old apple tree
Ain't that just like a woman?
Yeah, ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every time

Lot took his wife down to the cornerstore for a malted
She wouldn't mind her business, boy did she get salted
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Yeah, that's just like a woman, they'll do it every time

Samson thought Delilah was on the square
Till one night she clipped him for all his hair
Ain't that just like a woman?
Yes, that's just like a woman
Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every time, sure will

From our history books we all learned
That Nero fiddled while Rome was burned
Ain't that just like a woman?
Hey, just like a woman?
That's just like a woman?
They'll do it every time

Marie Antoinette met
Some hungry cats at the gate
They was crying for bread
She said, "Let them eat cake"

Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Yeah, that's just like a woman?
They'll do it every time, I'm sure will

You can buy a woman clothes
And give her money on the side
No matter what you do
She ain't never satisfied

It's just like a woman?
That's just like a woman?
It's just like a woman?
Many, they'll do it every time