He was sitting there on a wall brandishing his AK 47 

"Cleaning my gun with the safety off, safety off, safety off"

I asked Rob what you doing with a gun up there?

He said “protecting these bird eggs from the foxes” 

I said you know many foxes with grappling irons then?

You know many foxes with grappling irons then?



I don't know if you're crazy or if I'm insane (blooop)

I don't know what I'm doing I'm just playing the game

And I'm losing (hmmm)

Quite badly (hmmm)



He turned on the air conditioning unit 

"it's a bit warm today"

And it became so bloody co-o-old (brrrr)

I said turn off that machine and just go outside

He said “the badgers are after me and I have to hide” I said

You know many badgers that can force doors open then?

You know many badgers that can force doors open then?



I don't know if you're crazy or if I'm insane (blooop)

I don't know what I'm doing I'm just playing the game

And I'm losing (hmmm)

Quite badly (hmmm)



I sit here listening to you

Du, du, du, dubedudu

You sit here listening to me

De, de, de, debadade



He sat there on the couch drinking sunny delight

When suddenly he said, to my great surprise

“Yes I do”

Do what?

“Know foxes with grappling irons

And badgers that can force doors open”..



Oh…ok then



I don't know if you're crazy or if I'm insane (bloop)

I don't know what I'm doing I'm just playing the game

And I'm losing (hmmm)

Quite badly (hmmm)