3..2..1 Hit it



She listens to you when you don't really make much sense (dududu du du dududu)

Her lost dvd collection is immense (dududu du du dududu)

People say she can get a little obsessive

But you could just say her devotion is impressive



Her name is Rachel

And that's annoying cos I can't find anything to rhyme with Rachel

Except facial

But that doesn't make much sense

 

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Posh car

Rachel loves posh cars

With 2 wheels and a seat.

A posh car... apparently



dududu du du dududu, dududu du du dududu



She's always there to offer a helping hand (dududu du du dududu)

Even if most of the time she insults your band (dududu du du dududu)

She's amazed by moving doors on the loo on trains

She likes toilets with flush sensitive chains



Her name is Rachel

Lalalala nothing to rhyme with Rachel

But she won't mind

Cause she'd never hold anything against you.



dududu du du dududu, dududu du du dududu



She's nice to everyone even in a mood (dududu du du dududu)

She won't eat the crud that people call fast food (dududu du du dududu)

She's maybe a bit crazy or a bit insane

But she's beautiful and lovely though she won't think the same.



Her name is Rachel

Lalalalalalalalalalala

Lalalalalalalalalalala

Rachel

dududu du du dududu

dududu du du dududu

Her name is Rachel…



Jim's an idiot by the way