Snook: I love coats

Vingoe: Oh you mean those things with magistrates in them?

Snook: Are those those hood things that keep you dry.



I like big courts and I cannot lie

You other criminal can't deny

When a judge walks in, there's a load of space.

You can walk out without a trace and then run!



Vingoe: Ok. I thought you were gonna sing about coats.

Snook: No! Courts. There's a difference between courts and coats.

Vingoe: Ok sure. Whatever.



Coats are cool.

They keep out the rain.

Like cellofane.

Bit useless in spain.

Or on a train

Cause they're undercover

Brother.

Lover.

Mother?

Coats are cool

Cause they keep you dry.

But I don't

I don't know why.



Vingoe: What? I thought we were singing about courts!

Snook: For gods sake man!