You say you're a race horse mama, your jockey ain't never been found

You say you're a race horse mama, but your jockey ain't never been found

But you've found the best little jockey, I'm the best rider in town



Now you may be a good race horse mama, but I don't think you're so hot

You may be a good race horse , but I don't think you're so hot

Cause when it comes to ridin' what you know, baby I've done forgotten



To be a good race horse, a good jockey's what you really need

To be a good race horse mama, a good jockey's what you really need

Cause when you get on your home stretch, you don't know how to pick up your speed



Now to be a good race horse, you got to try and hold your second spot

To be a good race horse mama, you got try to hold your second spot

As soon as you get on your home stretch, give your jockey every bit you got



Now if you wanna be a good race horse, let me do your trainin' from now on

If you want to be a real good race horse, let me do your trainin' from now on

And I will make you win races, mama that have never been won



I'm a jockey by trade, I've rode the best horses that run

I'm a jockey by trade, I've rode the best in horses that run

And if you don't start jumpin', I will show you how the ridin's done