You're just a walking billboard
 for all the latest brands
 You've got no taste in music
 and you really love our band
 You're haircut is atrocious
   it's   been the same since '83
 Your glory days are over
 and so's your stonewashed jeans
 You crass fat ass
 You stupid steroid fuck
 I'll bet you even named your
 Grand prize monster truck
 You want me   you can't pay
 You High Fiving Mutherfucker
 You crass fat-ass
 You stupid steroid fuck
 Hi-jack the pit your shit
 Male bonding as moose rut
 You want me - You can't pay
 You want me - You can't pay
 You crass fat-ass
 You High-Fiving Motherfucker