Moonlight shines on you and me

got the sailors back from the sea

you try sleeping but all that you hear is

the steady slowing down of my heart

it's not that you get lazy

it's not about getting old

it's not that you get up in the morning

wishing you never woke

the car i drive is built to last

it does not go particularly fast

I'm in no great hurry is that caused of the effect of

the steady slowing down of my heart

it's not that i got lazy

it's not about getting old

cause there's no miracle cure for getting used to someone

and now jimmy spends a fortune because he's down to twice a week

his shrink says a crisis in midlife is only natural well, well, well,

julie got a facelift you know she's only 33

jesus, may i give thanks to brigitte bardot

you try sleeping now that all that you hear

is the steady slowing down of my heart

it's not that i got lazy

it's not that i got old

it's just there's no miracle cure you know

to getting used to someone

the moonlight shines on you and me

brings the sailors back from the sea

as i lie sleeping down my side

all that you hear is

the steady slowing down of my heart

it's not that you get lazy

it's not about getting old

it's not that you get up in the morning and wish you never woke

but then julie was aroused by jimmy's lack of self esteem

the shrink says when a man takes a mistress it's often helpful

well, well, well jimmy asked for heaven she was happy to ablige

his  shrink said  guess this was a bad year to quit smoking