Chorus: ll cool j and girl (repeat 4x)



(they're jinglinbaby) go 'headbaby



[ll cool j]

They call me uncle lfuture of the funk

Records I recorded minus all the junk

People spread gossip and believe what they must

While I slam dunk {fags} and make em bite the dust

A minute is needed to make a phony roni bleed

And put him in a bucket like it's chicken feed

Check out the - pick of the litternot a quitterI'm nice y'all

And i'ma dust you off and dust you off twice

You never heard this so observant all hysterical fan-

-natics of the asiatic miracle man

Prominentdominantmccoy and I'm real

If you're another brother's fan?  forget how you feel

Cause he's so-soI got the instinct

They call me deputy dognow put your {ass} in the clink

Innovatingdevestatingand dope on the single now

Let me see your earrings jingle



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[ll cool j]

I chopped youchewed youbaked you and {fucked} you

That {shit} you popyou need to stopyou're kind of rude you

No good {niggaboo} tryin to base

How we livin holmes?  get out my face!

I'm completein effectand I can't fall

I risesupriseand I advise you all

To stand back and peepdon't sleep or doubt

My skill'll get illI turn the mother out

I'm top-notchyou're still playin hop-scotch

Now i'ma do ya while the party people watch

You're real funnyyou really try to go for yours

But I know why: you ain't had no dough before

So you tried and lied to drain my fame

This ain't a gameyoyou know my name

Forget all the mc's who like to mingle

Yo babylet me see your earrings jingle



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[ll cool j]

When you first walked inI ain't know what to think

You grabbed the microphone like your {shit} don't stink

And tried to run down that; I can't get over that

{bullshit} you were sayin - you call that a battle rap? 

How you gonna go against an army with a handgun? 

I'm cool jyo you don't understandson

I'm a legendon top of that I'm livin

Now you look stupid like that {bitch} ms. givens

Whoever geesed you up; nahhow should I say it? 

Whoever set you upthey knew just how to play it

Cause manyoI feel for you brother

I'm a baaaaaad... (word to my mother!)

Takin out suckers while the ladies pucker

And rollin over {niggaz} like a redneck trucker

Innovatindevastatinand dope on a singlenow

Lemme see your earrings jingle



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[ll cool j]

Yeah babyyou know what I mean? 

You like be jinglin crazyword

(yeah yeah yeah)

All over this funky beat

You be like jinglinand your earrings be jinglin

And shakin all over the place and all (mm-hmm)

It's like realit's real wild to me honey yaknahwhatimean? 

The way you be jinglinworrrrrrd



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[ll cool j]

Can't believe you tried to grip the same mic as me

Your grip's too weakyou can't hold itb

You can dream of makin progress and gettin this nice

But when I roll upit's like hip hop vice

I serve to curbsI never swerve I'm superb

Every word you heard played tricks on your nerves

You played your handlost track of your plan

When I show upI blow upend of storymy man

I'm a play you like a poker chipthat's what you get

I bet your fretsweatand regret you met

The titan of fightinexcitin when writinyou triflin toy-boy

I gotta enlightenso start bitin

You know you can't create and get mean like this

When I'm on the courtgit's strictly swisssshhhh!

When it's all oversaid and donemy friend

They say"that {bad motherfucker} just scored again"

So take a step backgive me some room to wreck shop

Here's your token backyou're gettin off at the next stop

I'ma deliver and give a speech with vigor

I drink some olde e and start waxin {niggaz}



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