Seymour:
We're closed for renovation
For spiffing-up and grooming
'Cause customers are flocking
And business has been booming
We need refrigeration
In our new, improved display
So we're closed for renovation
Today

Audrey and Seymour:
We're closed for decoration
'Cause fortune has been smiling
So now we're due for painting
New plumbing and re-tiling
We'll make a ship-shape showplace
Of a little shop and then
Tomorrow we'll be open
Again

Audrey and Seymour:
We're closed for renovation
For swabbing-down and brooming
'Cause business has been thriving
Since Audrey Two's been blooming
The phones have not stopped ringing
With the customers who say

Seymour:
Another bunch of peonies,

Audrey:
Another dozen daisies please

Seymour:
Geraniums, anemones

Audrey:
Forget-me-nots and fleurs-de-lis

Mushnik:
With gratis home deliveries

All three:
On paid-in-fulls and C. O. D. 's
We're closed for renovation
Today