I’m sure that you have heard the name Adolpho
A Ladies man who wins a claim, Adolpho
Well lovely miss I am the same Adolpho
I introduce myself, I am Adolpho

(“Nice to Meet You, Shall We?”)

“Not So Fast!”

So just in case you didn’t hear, Adolpho
I’ll try to make it very clear, Adolpho
The lovely ladies always cheer, Adolpho
When I repeat myself, I am Adolpho

(“Understood!”)

I can sing it Hi, Adolpho
I can sing it Low, Adolpho
I can sing it very fast, Adolpho
I can sing it very slow…ly

“I’d do it now, but it would take HOURS…”
“Now let’s see if you can remember my name!”

(“I’ll give it a shot.”)

Now who’s the fella that you see? (“Adolpho”)
And how should you refer to me? (“Adolpho”)
And who is it I’ll always be? (“Adolpho”)
Now sing it proudly! (“You are Adolpho!”)

Now let me spell it out for you!
“For all you lovely ladies that didn’t hear for some reason because maybe you are, hard of hearing or something…”

It goes:
Aaaaah
Daa ha ha ha ha haLLLL
Ffff, ffff, ffooooooo AGH!

I ammm Adolpho!

“Adolpho!”

Submitted by Ace Marrero acemarrero@hotmail.com