I ain`t no joke 
So you should get a pen 
And yourself a little note so you don`t forget again 
That when it comes to cash 
I`ve been gettin smoked 
Lendin` out my money 
Now I`m broke 
Somebody`s gettin` choked 
Cause now its time to pay the piper 
Bums are the type of shit that`s in a diaper 
Don`t make me have to call a sniper 
And wipe your brains off my windshield wiper you dirty bug 
As soon as I get paid they come in masses 
There`s someone givin` classes on kissin` peoples asses 
Unless you`re livin where the trash is 
Don`t even come around here askin` where my cash is 

M,e I`m broke. 

I aint no joke 
I`ll say it once again 
And if I get provoked there`ll be knuckles on your chin 
Some people never learn 
Borrowin from me you might regret it 
For one I ain`t no bank and you got shitty credit 
As soon as I get paid they`re comin` out the woodwork 
Take your ass and get a job like you should jerk 
Unless you`re livin where the trash is 
But you`re not so find another spot where the cash is 

Me, I`m broke 

Gimme back my money, bum 
You said you`d pay me back 
I`m broke and for that 
You deserve a smackin` for slackin` 
Now people say I`m a slacker 
If I`m a slacker 
Then its through the eyes of the ones that are blind