[Verse 1]

Drunk, faded

Browned out, looking all shady

Two months since I f**ked a lady

Young Man dick going crazy

Standard Saturday

I'm about to get a cab and masturbate

Then I see a hot girl look back at Dave

Lemme get your cat girl, no Hathaway

That's what I thought not what I said to her

'Stead I walk up to her like, "I know you heard of the kid

You heard what I did, you heard of my shit, the murderous spit"

She's like, "Naw, you're being weird, what are you talking about?"

I'm like, "Aw..." Pulling out my phone like a boss

YouTube 'bout to get her off

But as I type the y-o-u, some porno pop up

I'm like, "Hold up, how did... that's not even me

Like, I don't jerk off mobily..."

Then her friends coming up and wanna know if everything is okay

I'm like, "Naw, this a rape, you can't tell?

Gimme a break, please. Get the heck away."

I turned to her, "Let me buy you a drink," she like, "Fine."

Told the man, "Two Patron," she like, "Lime."

Said he tried twice, the card got declined

I'm like, "Alri—, is this a—

Could it be a machine issue?" He was like, "Naw,"

I was like, "Obviously there's something wrong

I got dough, like I'm not broke...

I got donuts with the same card like about an hour ago."

He like, "Dude, I don't know."

Now I'm looking at the girl she just wanna go

And I ain't talking 'bout with me, bro, I mean alone

I got one more chance to prove myself

So I'm like



[Pre-Chorus 1]

"Look, I'm athletic, girl, I've gotten several Rec League MVP's

At my crib I've got some pizza, plus a little bit of weed

In my room I've got a TV, plus I recently did sheets

Girl, I even have a fridge that has the water on the door

Like with the crushed ice"



[Chorus]

You know I don't give a damn what your plan right now

This is me coming at you as a man right now

Lemme freak, lemme freak, God dammit, lemme freak

Just lemme freak, please God, just lemme freak



[Verse 2]

The girl from the first verse

Somehow let me f**k

Fast forward, seven months, we in love

Some real serious relationship type shit

Despite this, I ain't f**ked for days

Tried last night, but was pushed away

But I've been acting well behaved today

I smell okay, Adele Pandora's playing

Now she laying on the floor

And I'm praying this bitch is horny, I go and give her a smooch

She kissing Dicky back, so I play with her boobs

Bad move, she don't like that

Bad mood, her boss being mean to her

Via email, she wanna write back

I'm like, "Right now?"

She like, "Yeah, what do I say, can you just help me?"

"Oh, okay, what's the context?"

Then she like, "Well, he talks to Jane before coming to me."

"Who's Jane again?" I said, she like, "Wow, you should know that..."

"Okay, I guess I forgot," she like, "Dude, that's my other boss."

"Okay, true, so shouldn't your first boss

Go to the other boss, before you? Right?"

"But Jane isn't hands on!" she yelled

"Okay, well I just don't understand the dynamic then

I don't work with these people." She started crying

"Wait stop, what the f**k is this?"

"Naw, you don't ever take my side."

About an hour later til' I'm on her good side

We in bed, hands on her good thighs

I try to kiss, she like, "Good night" but I'm like



[Pre-Chorus 2]

"Look, I just turned off The Departed for a movie 'bout a bee

I've been cutting back on farting, tweeting, arguing and weed

Yesterday I wore a cardigan at dinner with your sweet

And supportive aunt during the fourth quarter, of the Eagles

Now reward it."



[Chorus]

You know I don't give a damn what your plan right now

This is me coming at you as a man right now

Lemme freak, lemme freak, God dammit, lemme freak

Just lemme freak, please God, just lemme freak



[Verse 3]

Fast forward some more, June sixteenth, twenty seventy four

Old LD looking old as f**k, still with the same ho, holding up

But my life sucks, legs hurt, friends dead, real terse

My dick looking like it's tinfoil

Her tits looking like they hard boiled eggs

On top of that, she insane

Like, I don't even think she knows who I am

Our kids moved away, we've been doing the same shit for days

Maybe months, who knows, probably going to die soon

Pretty scared, I ain't even gonna lie to you

Think about it all day, on my last legs

But I'm going out with a bang

I got pills they invented back in fifty seven

I took five, that's a bit excessive

I look high, take a look at my thighs

And good God that's a little erection, it'll work though

Now I've gotta find the ho, I'm pretty much blind at this point

I don't know if I mentioned that yet, but I am

Made my way into the bedroom and there she is, I'm like



[Pre-Chorus 3]

"Look, I don't know if you're aware that

You've been throwing out my shoes

What I do know is, I'm sick of doing nothing here with you

All my blood is in my dick, I'm probably dying pretty soon

Are you even comprehending what I'm saying

Please acknowledge that you hear me..."



[Chorus]

You know I don't give a damn what your plan right now

This is me coming at you as a man right now

Lemme freak, lemme freak, God dammit, lemme freak

Just lemme freak, please God, just lemme freak