[Intro: Chris Brown]

Lil Dicky, ooh

Mustard on the beat, ho



[Verse 1: Chris Brown]

I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I'm the man (oh shit)

I'm so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit)

There's tattoos on my neck (oh, oh)

I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)

I told him I'm his biggest fan, yeah (yeah)

Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do)

Holy shit, I got a kid (oh)

Ohh, I can sing so well

Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)

Wait, can I really say the n-word?

What up, my nigga? (woo) What up, my nigga?

Big ups, my nigga, we up, my nigga

You pussy ass nigga, man, f**k y'all niggas

'Cause I'm that nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga

I'm that nigga



[Chorus: Chris Brown]

I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)

Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday

But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways

(Oh yeah, oh yeah)

I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday

Yeah, it's Freaky Friday

I'm in Chris Brown's body

I drive his Ferrari and I'm light-skinned black



[Verse 2: Lil Dicky]

(Ring ring) What the f**k?

I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky?)

Ugh, what the f**k?

This shit is real weak

How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?

Walking down the street and ain't nobody know my name (whoa)

Ain't no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great (whoa)

Ain't nobody judging 'cause I'm black or my controversial past

I'ma go and see a movie and relax (woo)

Ayy, I'm a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)

Why his momma calling all the time?

Leave me the f**k alone, bitch

Wait, if I'm in Dicky's body, Breezy is who?

Hope my daughter's in school

f**k, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?

What would I do?



[Chorus: Chris Brown]

I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)

Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday

But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways

(Oh yeah, oh yeah)

I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday

Yeah, it's Freaky Friday

I'm in Chris Brown's body

I look at my soft dick with delight, it's my dream dick



[Verse 3: Lil Dicky & Chris Brown]

If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be?

I'm tryna to find myself like an introspective monk

I'm balling on the court, oh my god I can dunk

Snap a flick of my junk

My dick is trending on Twitter? f**k

Now I'm at the club, I talked my way into getting in

I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am

I signal to him to let me in but he won't let me in

I don't know who that is

Wait, who the f**k he think he is?

Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer's head (woo)

Walked up to that motherf**ker

Wait, think it through for a sec

If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself

But wait, I love myself

That was the key, now we're switching back



[Chorus: Chris Brown]

I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)

Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday

But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways

(I can't believe)

I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday



[Outro]

Lil Dicky: Wait, what the f**k?

Ed Sheeran: And now I'm in Ed Sheeran's body

It's way less cool than being Chris Brown was

Lil Dicky: What the f**k again?

DJ Khaled: I'm DJ Khaled

Why am I yelling?

Kendall Jenner: Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner

I got a vagina, I'm gonna explore that right now (woo, woo)

Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh), I'm gonna learn

I'm gonna understand the inner workings of a woman