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she puts those lips like a leech up to the sex on the 
beach
sandy, sticky, baby mickey did the miss you
she's got the action, you've got the issues
yeah she left the ATM and she headed straight into the 
DEA

and all these chesterfield chicks, they hate the camel 
lights girls
with their filthy mouths and their long strings of 
pearls
you've got the action, she's got the issues
yeah we're drippin wet with pigs and it's high time we 
got off of the cape
i think we best get outta this game

she stumbled up sideways
i don't know how she got so high before she got to the 
airplane
double's just a dollar more when you're living in an 
airport bar
and i got everything i need at the duty-free
peter panned into NYC and took the non-stop night into 
gay paris

bruised hips from doin the bump too much
loose lips from slippin the tongue too much
you're smokin and drinkin, gettin sick trying to kick
and you're drinkin and you're drivin, and your friends 
are calling you and me the chappaquiddick kids 
and the police have just released an announcement 
calling for the immediate apprehension
of the issues and the action