Sifl: Ummmmmmmmmm... 



Olly: [Laughter] I'm a ninja! It's your birthday! I'm a ninja! It's your birthday! I'm a ninja! 



Sifl: Ummmm. Quiet. I'm trying to concentrate. 



Olly: Dude, we're ninjas now! We graduated from Ninja Tech. 



Sifl: Yeah, but that means respecting what it means to be a ninja, which means patience-- 



Olly: No, dude, I'm going to go to parties and people aren't even gonna know I'm there, and they're gonna be like, "Did you hear something, Tad?" And they'll gonna be like, "No," and they look up and I'm all clinging up on the ceiling, and they're gonna be like, "What the--a ninja? Awesome it's a party!" And I'll be like, "Just throw the cake up here, please!" Dude, I'm a ninja! 



Sifl: Dude, listen-- 



Olly: I'm a ninja! 



Sifl: No no no, don't exploit-- 



Olly: I'm wearing all black! 



Sifl: Don't exploit the ninja. The ninja is calm. Repeat! Calm! 



Olly: Calm, yeah, I know but-- 



Sifl: Okay, defense... 



Olly: Oh yeah. 



Sifl: Strategy... 



Olly: Yes. 



Sifl: Eye of the dragon. 



Olly: Oohhh! 



Sifl: Feel the power of the energy from below. 



Olly: We must go out and ninja in the night. 



Sifl: You must start our quest. 



Olly: Shall we? 



Sifl: Yes. 



[Song] 



Sifl: Like the shadow serpent, the silence is my veil! 



Olly: Yes, and with precision of the cobra-- 



Sifl: Ninjas kill and leave no trail. 



[Together] 

We know ancient stuff, and we have fun F*****g things up. 



Olly: For instance! 



Sifl: In the confusion of a smoke bomb, I could remove your bra and you wouldn't even notice! 



Olly: I can jump ROOF to ROOF and get my friends free cable. It's bad ass! 



Sifl: I used my Chinese star to pick the locks and steal your car! 



Olly: Rock and roll! 



Sifl: Ninja of the night! 



Olly: Ninja of the night! 



[Together] 

Ninja of the night!