He musta been on drugs when he fired the Floridian
He musta been on drugs when he wore a pink rubber dress
He musta been on Molly or XTC when he let those three porn stars A.T.M. him
We don't know why we don't know when
But we all think Fat Mike's on drugs again
He musta been on drugs when he put the Bombpops in a box
He musta been on drugs when he kept digging that hole
And when we asked him what he was looking for
He just laughed and said You're gonna find out the hard way
We don't know why we don't know when but we all think Fat Mike's on drugs again
Drugs Drugs Drugs Drugs
He's on drugs
Drugs Drugs Drugs Drugs
He's on drugs
He's on drugs
He musta been on drugs
When he started doing drugs again
He musta been on coke when he made that Vegas joke
He musta been on beer and vicodin when he decided to begin his relapse
We don't know why we don't know when wut we all think Fat Mike's on drugs again