Verse 1

So I got a new boyfriend
That isn't like every one of
The other boys I could love
He's so different that I would fuck.

And he's 6 foot tall
With a belly that's really small
He could be a huge Hollywood star
Riding limous and golden car ah ah ahs

Chorus
My mannequin boyfriend
Which I can take him anywhere
With no complains and no pretends
All I have to do is this-amend
My mannequin boyfriend
I need no woman and I need no man
Cause my mannequin is my friend
I have mannequin boyfriend.

Verse 2
So we went for a walk
And everyone just stares.
Could be he's a perfect man
With his cool white porcelain skin

He has 2 round eyes,
But now I think there's only one
What happened to the other one?
I may have lost it in the park we just left.

Chorus
My mannequin boyfriend
Which I can take him anywhere
With no complains and no pretends
All I have to do is this-amend
My mannequin boyfriend
I need no woman and I need no man
Cause my mannequin is my friend
I have mannequin boyfriend.

Bridge
Oh I wont miss the real thing
I could make this the real thing
I could do anything that I want

Oh, I wont miss the real thing
I could make this the real thing
I could do anything that I want
With my mannequin boyfriend

Chorus
I have a mannequin boyfriend
Which I can take him anywhere
With no complains and no pretends
All I have to do is this-amend
I want no mannequin boyfriend
I need a woman and I need a man
Cause this mannequin is pretend.
I want a mannequin boyfriend
No I don't.