Me and my babe behind the moon
Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
Looked so fine, felt so good
Kama Sutra's understood
But then happened a strange rendezvous

Something's knockin' at my sputniks door
A little green man who wants to score
LITTLE GREEN MEN PUSH TO FLUSH

He checks her out, then comes near
He feels her up, touching everywhere
I grab my pants, this is sick
More green men, all named Dick
Alien choir singing voulez vous

Somethin's knockin' at my sputniks door
More green men who want to score
LITTLE GREEN MEN PUSH TO FLUSH