"my best friend can do anything
it's true

my best friend will sing everything
to you
cause she can, she can...

she pours her thoughts into a bowl
  of soup

she'll spill it over an empty bowl
for you

cause she can, she can
she can...

a twin sun rises, out today
she says come into a zoo cage
well, there's donkeys, elephants, and chimpanzees
made out of styrofoam
to help you feel alone

but its just not the real thing
its just not the real thing she says
my best friend changes all the time
that's her
and she can, she can
she can... "