Every Friday night off o' the Lebanon Pike
The devil shows up with a gavel and a mike
All o' his cronies start to creepin' on in
The place fills up about a quarter to ten
It don't get done till 3:30 o'clock
So bring yer soul down, stick it up on the block

It's the devil's night auction, the devil's night auction
you ain't got another option
you don't get a note of caution(?)
the devil's night auction, yup yup
gotta get a buy gotta get a bid to buy

Black hooves clackin' on the hardwood floor
Fever pitch frenzy holler more, more, more
Wheeler-dealer demon movin' in for the kill
Winner is the bidder with the high dollar bill
They all lend an ear to the sound that sells

It's the devil's night auction, the devil's night auction
you ain't got another option
you don't get a note of caution(?)
the devil's night auction, yup yup
gotta get a buy gotta get a bid to buy

Black hooves clackin' on the hardwood floor
Fever pitch frenzy holler more, more, more
Wheeler-dealer demon movin' in for the kill
Winner is the bidder with the high dollar bill
They all lend an ear to the sound that sells
Devil drops the hammer and they haul you off to hell

It's the devil's night auction, the devil's night auction
you ain't got another option
you don't get a note of caution, y'all
the devil's night auction, yup yup
gotta get a buy gotta get a bid to buy