Crippled Elves Do Dance Around

A Devil Covered Bi-Blue Dress



Dairy Causes Diarrhea,

Chunky Creamy Butter Cheese



Bad Billy Does Dope, Bitches and Brewskies,

But Can't Even Build A Cigarette Boat



Allah Bangs Blues Everyday

Above A Bridge Behind A Cave



(these last 2 lines are in the movie, but NOT in the song by:

"Left Front Tire" who did the soundtrack.



Carpet Crawler Can't Eat Eagle

Before Chicken Derby Day