People say I'm no good and crazy as a loon
Cause I get stoned in the morning I get drunk in the afternoon
Something like my ole blue tick hound I like to lay around in the shade
And I ain't got no money but I've damn sure got it made

And I ain't askin' nobody for nothing
If I can't get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm living
You just leave this long haired country boy alone

Preacher man talkin' on TV puttin' down the rock and roll
He says he wants a donation cause he's worried about my soul
He said Jesus walked on the water and I know that it's true
Sometimes I think that preacher man just might do a little walkin' too

And I ain't askin' nobody for nothing...

Poor girl wants to marry the rich girl wants to flirt
Rich man goes to college and the poor man goes to work
Drunkard wants another drink of wine and the politician wants a vote
But I don't want much of nothing at all but I will have another toke

And I ain't askin' nobody for nothing...