Hello young fella my name is Fred Freud 

I hear you suffer neurotic afflictions, 

you act like a boy but you're really a man 

could your mama have caused these conditions? 

No kisses are poses can cure your neurosis or set a new time on your clock, 

have a few drinks tonight 

go start a fight you just need a shot 

of some Bach! 



Hello young lady my name is Fred Freud 

I hear you suffer from neurvous connipcions, 

I come in your life to brighten your days 

to write you a sterling prescription. 

Your mind is all boozy 

constricted and boozy 

the pounding you hear is your own heart! 

Go buy a red sweater the more you feel beter 

you just need a shot of Mozart! 



Hello young crazy my name is Fred Freud 

you say you suffer a serial syndrome, 

but only kills snakes that nests in your mind 

that look like your father and ... 

Lady you know in the black down below 

goes by the name of Miss Pinsky, 

thinks she's queen of the block 

but she only play rock 

what you need is a shot of Stravinsky! 



Hey that ain't Stravinsky!