Don't talk to me about your scene,

And that anarcho ideas are more than dreams,

You've got a board and a baseball hat,

Don't fill me with your right on crap.

So you've got a board - Rad Dude,

And youlisten to sod - Rad Dude,

And the scene is heaven - Rad Dude,

You're only eleven - Rad Dude.

No meat, no food, no sex,

Younever get the opportunity to shop at Next,

You wish you were a big puffy glam,

Then you wouldn't have to give a damn.

Then I could spray my hair,

About the ozone layer, I wouldn't care.

Then I wish I was glam,

Then I wouldn't give a damn,

Then I could spray my hair,

The ozone layer I don't care

Rad dude

I'm the Rad Dude