Yours was the tragedy of the common man,

With his simple plan

And his two hour hair regime

And the idea of keeping clean, was staying mean


Which is funny

Cause the rough boy

And the pretty boy

Well, they really don't make a pretty rough man

That's all I can

My advice to you


And you are just a boy

With a scareless defeat (?)

Oh please don't take on the world

Oh don't do it for me


Well 'catastrophe' should be your first name

And 'brylcream' should be your middle name

And so sick is your love for her

You might as well just dip her into a coma


And if I piece together all the leather you wear,

It would stretch from here to the camel that's not there

And that's so wrong

It's so wrong but you don't care


And you are just a boy

With a scareless defeat (?)

Oh please don't take on the world

Oh don't do it for me


And you are just a boy

With a scareless defeat (?)

Oh please don't take on the world

Oh don't do it for me