I've penned your poison 1000 times 
You think you're mighty, I believe you're a swine 
You're a disgusting child and everyone thinks so 
I'm confused about what I want to be
Am I you or are you me 
A whisper will shout
Down most of my ego 

So tell me, when the night moves slow,
Do your green shades grow? 
Is it jealousy or your ego? 
Are you really, really that witty 
When you're sitting at home being pretty 
Clipping your nails with my old man? 

See me, I'm not Edward
I've never been Edward
Darling, I'm just a mere mistake
But I stay free! If I'm not Edward
I'll never be Edward
So Eddie is just a chance to be fake!

So you sit down and order a pint
Do you want a friend or do you want a fight? 
I can see the tears behind your fist 
You may think this is just a joke
A little joke to promote my own 
But darling, it's the most truth your ears know

So tell me, when the night moves slow
Do your green shades grow 
Is it jealousy or an ego? 
Are you really, really that witty 
When you're sitting at home being pretty 
Clipping your nails with your old man? 

See me, I'm not Edward
I've never been Edward
Darling, I'm just a mere mistake
But I stay free! If i'm not Edward
I'll never be Edward
So Eddie is just a chance to be fake!

So tell me, when the night moves slow,
Do your green shades grow 
Is it jealousy or an ego? 
Are you really, really that witty 
When you're sitting at home being pretty 
Clipping your nails with your old man

See me, I'm not Edward
I've never been Edward
Darling, I'm just a mere mistake
But I stay free! If i'm not Edward
I'll never be Edward
So Eddie is just a chance to be fake!