I went to Blockhead Video

To rent a tape of people makin' love

Couldn't find no love in here

"It's a family store, see here!"



Settled for "Faces Of Death"

But they'd rented it to some kid

I'm tired of the same old gore

Kick Butt Cable Network gives me more



All day

All night

Broadcast live



Gas

Fry

Injection

Die



Bring the pretzels, bring the kids

Have a party, have a beer

Phil Donahue got his wish

Executions on live TV



Here's your host, Kozy Kinkwicket!

What's your name?... You're 14?

And what are you being put to death for today?

Is your family here?



What was your last meal?

Any last words for the fans?

Longer you cling to life-

More prizes for your friends



Gas

Fry

Yeh

Awright



What's it gonna be, Old Sparky?

More points for the firing squad

Grand prize, step inside

The Hundred Thousand Dollar Gas Chamber



Answer one question:

How do we teach, 'Thou Shalt Not Kill'?

The gas is rising

There goes the bell



Five minutes...

Six minutes...

Ladies and gentlemen, 

He's swallowed his tongue!



Vanna applauds